The Iliad as a Twitter Argument: Book I
Tweet, O Goddess, about the rage of Achilles son of Peleus that caused so much drama to the Achaeans. Many a brave souls got cancelled and many a hero fell prey to trolls. All because King Agamemnon and influencer Achilles had beef.
END OF BOOK I
Note: Please forgive any errors, I don't feel like fixing them. #Honest.